Category: Movies

Ghostwatch (1992)

Posted on 30 October 202030 January 2021 by Dove

Dove recaps the greatest Halloween special of all, Ghostwatch (1992), and invites her American friends to WORSHIP PIPES OR ELSE!

The Worst Witch (1986)

Posted on 30 October 202030 January 2021 by Dove

Dove recaps The Worst Witch (1986), and can’t help but notice that it’s the groundwork for Potter.

The Lost Boys (1987)

Posted on 31 July 202031 January 2021 by Dove

Sleep all day. Party all night. Never grow old. Never die. It’s fun to be a vampire. – bat, Dove and Wing recap the movie that brought them all together.

Curse of Chucky (2013)

Posted on 11 May 202030 January 2021 by Dove

Dove recaps Curse of Chucky (2013) with JC of Oh God Why?! Nostalgia and finds out it’s really hard to be bitchy when you’re enjoying the movie.

Bride of Chucky (1998)

Posted on 24 February 202030 January 2021 by Dove

Dove recaps Bride of Chucky (1998) wherein we’re supposed to believe the Jennifer Tilly wants to be Katherine Heigl?

Necromentia (2009)

Posted on 14 March 201930 January 2021 by Dove

Dove recaps Necromentia (2009) wherein: demons are dicks, humans don’t decompose, lawyers can’t be trusted, singing pigs are massively dodgy, and I hope JC is still talking to me.

Child’s Play 2 (1990)

Posted on 26 November 201830 January 2021 by Dove

Dove recaps Child’s Play 2 (1990) (and JC from Oh God Why?! Nostalgia weighs in), wherein Chucky is even more vicious, Andy is a much better actor, and the adults are useless, but that’s ok, we’ve got Kyle, the coolest female in any horror movie ever.

The Hole (2001)

Posted on 7 August 201830 January 2021 by Dove

Dove recaps The Hole (2001) wherein everyone over the age of eighteen is absolutely incapable of rational thought, and those under that age are terrifying.

A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)

Posted on 13 October 201731 January 2021 by Dove

Dove recaps her most beloved horror movie, A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984). It’s a love fest. From beginning to end.