Tag: Continuity? Fuck that shit

Because why stick to what was said last chapter? Or even last sentence. Make it up as you. If your lead character says it, it MAKES IT SO!

Bride of Chucky (1998)

Posted on 24 February 202030 January 2021 by Dove

Dove recaps Bride of Chucky (1998) wherein we’re supposed to believe the Jennifer Tilly wants to be Katherine Heigl?

Necromentia (2009)

Posted on 14 March 201930 January 2021 by Dove

Dove recaps Necromentia (2009) wherein: demons are dicks, humans don’t decompose, lawyers can’t be trusted, singing pigs are massively dodgy, and I hope JC is still talking to me.

After the Hole by Guy Burt

Posted on 22 September 201831 January 2021 by Dove

Dove recaps After the Hole by Guy Burt, and after fifteen years still isn’t really sure what happened down there

Hall Pass by Robert Hawks

Posted on 5 December 201631 January 2021 by Dove

Dove recaps Hall Pass by Robert Hawks, and still has no idea what it was about.

The Accident by Diane Hoh

Posted on 21 November 201631 January 2021 by Dove

Dove recaps the Point Horror staple, The Accident by Diane Hoh, where a nice girl swaps places with a ghost and, shocker, that turns out to be a Very. Bad. Idea.

The Stranger by Caroline B Cooney

Posted on 29 August 201631 January 2021 by Dove

Dove recaps The Stranger by Caroline B Cooney, which turns out to be an unexpected joy. It is basically Twilight, except the Bella character is not an energy-sucking void, and the Edward character is cursed with an *actual curse*, rather than “tragically attractive and awfully good at everything he does”.

Return of the Vampire (Vampire Series: Book 2) by Caroline B. Cooney

Posted on 1 August 201631 January 2021 by Dove

Dove recaps Return of the Vampire (Vampire Series: Book 2) by Caroline B. Cooney, where Devnee trades humans not for popularity like Althea, but for beauty. It goes about as well as can be expected.

Defriended by Ruth Baron

Posted on 24 August 201531 January 2021 by Dove

Dove recaps Defriended by Ruth Baron, which was written by the one person on the planet who has never heard of catfishing, and actually expects us to believe that the dead use Facebook. In a series known for being a massive tease when it comes to the supernatural. Ruth Baron can just fuck off. I hate this book.

Teacher’s Pet by Richie Tankersley Cusick

Posted on 9 February 201531 January 2021 by Dove

Dove recaps the garbled mess that is Teacher’s Pet by Richie Tankersley Cusick. It may suck, but at least it has a cat in it.