Tag: supernatural oooooh!

Ghostwatch (1992)

Posted on 30 October 202030 January 2021 by Dove

Dove recaps the greatest Halloween special of all, Ghostwatch (1992), and invites her American friends to WORSHIP PIPES OR ELSE!

The Lost Boys (1987)

Posted on 31 July 202031 January 2021 by Dove

Sleep all day. Party all night. Never grow old. Never die. It’s fun to be a vampire. – bat, Dove and Wing recap the movie that brought them all together.

Books of Blood 3: The Coach by M. C. Sumner

Posted on 13 March 201731 January 2021 by Dove

Dove recaps Books of Blood 3: The Coach by M. C. Sumner, which is not really an accurate title, but behold EVEN MORE VAMPIRES, and they can look like anyone.

Books of Blood 2: The Hunger by M. C. Sumner

Posted on 6 February 201731 January 2021 by Dove

Dove recaps Books of Blood 2: The Hunger by M. C. Sumner, where we have new characters and MOAR VAMPIRES.

Books of Blood 1: The Principal by M. C. Sumner

Posted on 16 January 201731 January 2021 by Dove

Dove recaps Books of Blood 1: The Principal by M. C. Sumner where Talli is going to save the world from vampires. And it’s as cool as it sounds.

Haunting Christmas Tales – Part Two

Posted on 26 December 201631 January 2021 by Dove

Dove finally loops back to complete Haunting Christmas Tales by various, almost a year later. This recap contains the best short story of the set. And one so bad it gets recapped in five sentences.

The Stranger by Caroline B Cooney

Posted on 29 August 201631 January 2021 by Dove

Dove recaps The Stranger by Caroline B Cooney, which turns out to be an unexpected joy. It is basically Twilight, except the Bella character is not an energy-sucking void, and the Edward character is cursed with an *actual curse*, rather than “tragically attractive and awfully good at everything he does”.

The Vampire’s Promise (Vampire Series: Book 3) by Caroline B. Cooney

Posted on 15 August 201631 January 2021 by Dove

Dove recaps The Vampire’s Promise (Vampire Series: Book 3) by Caroline B. Cooney, where nobody trades humans for beauty or popularity, but there is a random donut-eating policewoman for no fucking reason at all.

Haunting Christmas Tales – Part One

Posted on 21 December 201531 January 2021 by Dove

Dove recaps the first half of Haunting Christmas Tales by various authors. Don’t be misled by the summary, there is no framing story. Neither should the 13 series in Point Horror give you unrealistic expectations about the quality of these stories. They’re pretty average.

The Cheerleader (Vampire Series: Book 1) by Caroline B. Cooney

Posted on 7 December 201531 January 2021 by Dove

Dove recaps a Point Horror staple, The Cheerleader (Vampire Series: Book 1) by Caroline B. Cooney, where Althea trades humans for popularity, and it’s kind of awesome.

Arcadia 3: The Pool by T. S. Rue

Posted on 18 August 201431 January 2021 by Dove

Dove recaps the very best in the Arcadia series, #3: The Pool by T. S. Rue, where we have irresponsible lifeguards, slack work ethics, surprise returned-from-the-dead characters, and also MOTHERFUCKING PIRANHAS. Yes, you read that right. PIRANHAS. This book is the greatest.

Arcadia 1: Nightmare Inn by T. S. Rue

Posted on 3 August 201431 January 2021 by Dove

Dove recaps Nightmare Inn and begins an exciting obsession with the ISUZU TROOPER, BITCHES! Also: time travel, love beads, hippies and murder. But mostly the ISUZU TROOPER.